The corndog has ED issues. And that Oct 27 date may have been a bit "premature," to use a word in the same context.
The technology demonstrator, known as Ares 1-X, as we all know, is a bit of a limp stick. When sitting on the old Saturn crawler with a fundamental frequency below 0.1HZ, it wiggles like a petunia on the patio. Should the crawler have to stop suddenly... ooops.
We think you get the picture.