Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Let Them Eat Cake

Recipe for Florida Red, White, and Blue Cake

Measure out 2 cups of Bush/McCain brand job losses.
Add 1 cup rhetoric and reduce the job losses over hot flames.
Grease pan with Obama brand oil.
Stir vigorously with Emperor brand food coloring, until true color is obscured.
Kiss bottom of pan and place in oven.
Cook for approximately 30 days.

Remove from oven and claim prize for delivering best recipe in the shape of Florida?

11 comments:

kT said...

Again I think of Lavoisier.

I take great comfort in knowing that mass and energy are conserved.

Antares said...

Please, God, let there be a smoking gun on this one some where.

kT said...

Somebody said this wasn't much better than building a big cannon down there in Florida, just like "From the Earth to the Moon".

That's a smoking gun.

Anonymous said...

Huh? I'm missing the hyperbole here. What is this one about?

kT said...

I guess you missed it.

Where do you live, Tuvalu?

Anonymous said...

The Emperor lowers the job cut estimates in Florida, praises Allah's candidate for president in a letter, asks for forgiveness, and that he be allowed to keep his job when Florida's space cadet vote is delivered.

kT said...

praises Allah's candidate for president

Have you ever considered growing up? You should try it once, there are great perks in the adult world.

Anonymous said...

kt said:
Have you ever considered growing up? You should try it once, there are great perks in the adult world.

Pot...kettle...

kT said...

praises Allah's candidate for president

In the adult world, that's called lying, smearing and fear mongering.

Mr. Griffin's letter? Any thoughts?

Any descriptive comment?

Schmooze, Smoove?

http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/

Anonymous said...

Rocketman is trying to establish some credibility and al kt seems to be capable of doing is posting one liners that serve one purpose: to make people think he is "in the know" when in fact he is not.

Otherwise, kt abuses his access to this board to promote his own non-existent career and challenging others in so doing.

This site is quickly becoming a joke. Too bad.

kT said...

What's there to know, Smoove?

The evidence is clear. Ares I.