Our top story: UAH seeks ex-Chief Engineer of the Universe to misguide young minds and further the collapse of systems engineering education in this country. The Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering department is embarking on a 50% growth in full-time faculty positions, lecturers and support staff and will accept just about anybody to get to that goal. Tranquil setting near the Tennessee River. One-of-a-kind eminent chair in one of the top 150 third tier doctoral programs in the country. You won't find another job like this offered anywhere else outside of Sen. Shelby's district! Position opens in mid-May. Who knows, you might just decide to join them.
Coming up in June: Kader Frendi looks for a new job.