Monday, March 23, 2009

Florida Grown

Not since the last Anita Bryant concert has the state of Florida seen things this bad. A stick of a senator trumps all that is right and good, smears the reputation of a good man with falsehoods and innuendo, and single-handedly mandates his will on the President.

We can't wait to see how the negotiations go with the Taliban.

In the meantime, with protection and cover like this, our favorite KSC cabana boy is plotting his takeover of the Constellation Program. What with the final test, assembly, and sustaining engineering being proposed for the right coast, it's not a stretch of the imagination to see the next presentation calling for mission operations to be moved there as well.

As long as the Texas and Alabama delegations continue to sit on their hands, the chance of the space program moving to the sunshine state en masse is not that far fetched.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Aside from less clout in Washington, moving everything to Florida actually makes sense. Marshall hasn't known rockets in almost 40 years. The cabana boy (though that moniker fits the previous CD better) is actually one of the better managers in all 10 Healthy Centers.