Monday, September 29, 2008

Empty Wind

Clinical manifestations: slight tremor and twitching of limbs especially if occurring after delivery of pasta. Dizziness, palpitations, sweating, pale face. This condition is characterized by lack of intelligence, and severe design Yin deficiency.

Treatment principle: Nourish Yin, extinguish Wind.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Deep. Could you maybe throw us an equation or viewgraph or something?

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm. A haiku crossed with drug interaction fine print? Very creative.

Alex said...

I love this site, but sometimes I have no idea what the hell your blogging about.

You could at least use the word "rocket" every once in a while. :)

Anonymous said...

It's secret invasion codes for the underground. The invasion has begun!

Dave G said...

I always thought an empty wind was a byproduct of excessive fiber in the diet.

Anonymous said...

Pasta? Design? Empty Wind?
Geez guys, he's talking about the future Italian Waiter.

Anonymous said...

Long sobs of autumn violins

Wound my heart with a monotonous langour

Doug has a long ponytail